New French Kit, Old French Prose

Gone are Domenech and Trezeguet replaced with Blanc and Cyrano De Bergerac, Steve Martin's Roxanne to me and you... this is a rough translation to the words in the following advert

Elegant like Celedon,
Agile like Scaramouch
I am warning you dear Myrmidon
at the end this verse i will strike

Bam! I am adorning the tip of my sword
that you hope to strike me
i am opening the line - i eat it
hold on to your spit Laridon
at the end of this verse i will strike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoaa489T3ZY