Movember: The Perfect XI

Dermot Milton
By Dermot Milton
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Here is the best assembled facial haired team to represent the month of Movember.

The men at the back are sure to brush aside any sort of threat that the opposition throw at them. Bruce Grobbelaar between the sticks along with his three teammates in front of him. Mark Lawrenson, Philippe Albert and Brian "Killer" Kilcline of Coventry City are sure not to let lurking strikers come with in a hair's breadth of the South African's net.

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A pair of sitting midfielders are likely to tighten up the defense. The always impeccable Chris Kamara and the hair-raising Joey Barton are the style setters in the side but are here to make sure that the flair players are allow rule the roost.

This attacking abundance at Luiz Felipe Scolari's disposal makes any manager around the world envious. There are more diamonds in this formation than in your local jewelers and why wouldn't there be.

A South American flavor on the wings with Brazilian Roberto Rivelino hugging the right wing and the ever outstanding, in more ways than one, Carlos Valderrama on the left provide the basis of attack. The governor of the team is none other than Graham Souness, whose signature ronnie is probably the most noticeable.

The goal machine that awaits defenders is frighteningly maintained. Liverpool's marksman Ian Rush with the relatively unknown Ali Daei. But after seeing his 'tache, you will never forget this Iranian who togged with Bayern Munich for a year.

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