Mourinho Can "Smell" When Goals Are Coming

Conor Neville
By Conor Neville
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The Special One has asserted his special status further by claiming to have a highly unusual talent. He has confirmed that he can "smell" when a goal is coming. He told the Daily Telegraph that "during the game I am not nervous. I have feelings. I smell things, and when that easy (open) goal (from Ba) was missed, I had a smell that they would score a goal."

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