If you're anything like us then you just can't get enough of Joey Barton's franglais.
In my defence, it is very difficult to do a press conference in Scouse for a room full of French journalists. The alternative is to speak...
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) November 26, 2012
...like a 'Allo Allo!' character which is choose. Its simply a case of you had to be there.#youstupidwomen!
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) November 26, 2012
I am christening this new language Bartonese... @piersmorgan
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) November 26, 2012