Apart from maybe football manager/gravedigger Avram Grant, Mick McCarthy is among the most phlegmatic men in football. That said, he has a sense of humour as dry as the Sahara desert, and that fabulous wit was on show in the aftermath of Ipswich Town's 0-0 draw with high-flying Middlesbrough in the Championship. Ipswich battled to a goalless draw at the Riverside to arrest the momentum of Aitor Karanka's side, and McCarthy had an evocative description for his side's performance:
'Belligerent bunch of fuckers' sounds exactly like how McCarthy would want his side playing. The draw leaves Ipswich in eighth position, eight points outside the play-off places. 'Boro dropping points means the top of the Championship table is extremely tight, with Burnley, 'Boro and Brighton all tied on 87 points.
Thanks to Daithi O'Laoghaire for bringing this to our attention.