I mean really? You can criticise David Moyes, Tom Cleverly, Michael Carrick, the whole stinkin' lot of them if you like but at least none of the United players or staff would be ridiculous enough to get a completely pointless tattoo on their arse.
No, that prize goes to this particular United fan who has decided to get 'Moyes Out' on his backside. Either he's a silly man who's been caught up in the madness of this week and will soon regret his decision when the whole thing is resolved – be it in a month, a year, 18 months etc. – or he's someone who hates Moyes so much that he plans to campaign against him being anywhere for the rest of his life.
What will his tattoo stand for when Moyes does leave United? In 20 years time will this fan being going around trying to get Moyes kicked out of his own house or something?
Why didn't he just tweet it like everyone else?
hat-tip: Metro