Meanwhile in the Department Of Agriculture

While Ireland burns, the high spirited civil servants at the Department of Agriculture have other things on their minds.

You'd be forgiven for surmising that they are working on how to make Minister Brendan Smith's two handed handshake even more perfect

But You'd be wrong damn wrong Ireland.

Think more along the lines of sex, underage girls and French footballers

Here is an email doing the rounds today and it originated deep in the bowels of the Department of Agriculture and what a pertinent question it poses!