Man City unveiled Samir Nasri, the Man City player and Samir Nasri, the virtual Man City player, this evening. And here is, scoring his first Man City goal against Man Utd, presumably picking up the scraps after a David De Gea cock-up. One problem - as many have pointed out, Nasri's in the baby blue home strip of City, which means that the virtual footage is coming from City's match with United at Eastlands on the 28th of April. So in essence the Man City website has placed a 7-month hex on their new signing, on top of humiliating him in video game form and imagining him as a some sort of creepy light-starved vampire.