Here's the context to the Messi/Alves jet ski photo. It was a mere diversion for the MESSIah from entertaining beautiful Argentine Antonella Roccuzzo on a boat somewhere off Ibiza. Look at the arrogance in Messi's face as he's embraced. You think he'd put his phone down. Further down, a completely gratuitous photo of Roccuzzo descending down a ladder.
[Kickette]