Yesterday Liverpool held their kit launch in an old shipping container, probably as a nod to the city's maritime trade heritage or something - look, jersey launches on Merseyside are of pretty niche interest, unless... Unless Kolo Touré is present, singing the painfully catchy song he shares with his brother Yaya.
He might not be as pisstakingly good as Yaya - we could link you to stuff all day - but at least he's a bit of craic. Good man Kolo.
Kolo has belted out the tune before, and not because he had a microphone shoved in his face and had nothing better to say.
To be fair to Touré, giving interviews in the form of breaking into a song about yourself could be seen as a protest against reporters asking boring questions at overblown jersey adverts.
He's definitely an under-appreciated bloke, but the song needs the Yaya part for it to really get going.
