Sure, we all enjoyed Roy Keane taking a swipe at Ashley Young and his 'not for Manchester United' diving. But the problem with that is that we've all heard it before. Roy Keane having a rant is nothing new, it's comfortingly familiar and we don't want it to end, but it's old hat.
What we want is a picture of Ashley jumping clean over someone with some helpful emojis and hashtags to put it all into context.
Step forward Keith Fahey.
I wouldnt tackle a rod & look at this fella.. 🐬 #cheat 🍂 #AshleyYoung #getoffme pic.twitter.com/2t98wa7AzT
— Keith Fahey (@Keith_Fahey) November 5, 2015
What a picture that is. After much deliberation we're fairly sure that Fahey is talking about fishing tackle, i.e. 'I wouldn't tackle my way out of a plastic bag and this chap is still diving above my head'.
Unsurprisingly, Birmingham fans are getting quite a bit of enjoyment out of his #cheat assertions.
