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We Can Finally Put Roy Keane And One Direction In The Same Headline

Paul Ring
By Paul Ring
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Roy Keane was holding court with a press conference this morning following Ireland's rather limp performance in Glasgow against Scotland in Friday night. Keane refused to discuss last week's incident which saw the Gardai called to the team's hotel in Portmarnock and Martin O'Neill release a video statement on the eve of the qualifier against the Scots.

Robbie Keane's brutally honest assertion about his ability to play upfront on his own that "I'm not fucking Niall Quinn" was put to Roy who responded:



Keane was also asked about what it's like for him going out and about in Ireland:

We're off now to try and shoehorn Keane and Kim Kardashian into a story somewhere.

Update: Never mind Joe Brolly has done it for us

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