Former West Ham and Liverpool player Julian Dicks is one of the classic hard men of football. The fullback was well-known for his ability to smack the football so hard that you almost felt sorry for a keeper when he had to face one of his penalties.
The man, nicknamed 'The Terminator' by West Ham fans, tweeted something yesterday which makes me think he could replace Liam Neeson in the 'Taken' franchise whenever the Ballymena man gets a little bit too old for the role.
Someone nicked my stepson's bikes from the shed today, if I find you, I will rip you a new arse hole.
— Julian Dicks (@JULIAN3DICKS) April 27, 2014
Whoever stole those bikes is surely quivering in their chosen footwear at the realisation of what they have done.
Dicks in this scene, you know it works.
He used to be a golf pro, you know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_k0c7qbk4o&feature=youtu.be
