I've had it up to here were Jose Mourinho, his Mediterranean skin and his shimmering full head of hair! The bastard.
Up until now, I've refused to take sides in this whole Mourinho/Guardiola spat but after the Portuguese latest snide remark I've pitched my tent in Camp Pep.
When discussing Guardiola's hair, or lack there of, Mourinho has apparently said:
When you enjoy what you do, you don’t lose your hair, and Guardiola is bald. He doesn’t enjoy football.
Given my growing scarcity of hair I'm taking this as a personal insult to me and my family. I'm off home now to manage Hull City to league title on Football Manager in the hope that it'll all grow back from the enjoyment of rubbing the Premier League trophy in virtual Mourinho's smug face!
hat-tip: Who Ate All The Pies
