Jose Mourinho has issued his rules for TV football punditry in an interview with the BBC's Dan Walker. Mourinho intends to become a pundit at the age of 75 so expect to see Alan Shearer replaced in 2038. Mourinho reckons that most pundits can't conceal their biases.
However, towards the end of the video, Mourinho said that television pundits "do a fantastic job" thereby betraying the fact that he doesn't watch Match of the Day.
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