It's fair to say that becoming the third Irish international to score a Premier League hat-trick was an undoubted high point of Jonathan Walters' season. And it was, but it's not the only one because he may have just topped that with one of the most wonderfully clichéd threats known to anyone who has ever been in a dodgy pub.
Speaking to TalkSport today, the Ireland and Stoke forward weighed in on the debate about the Evans-Cisse spitting incident like Vinnie Jones on the set of a Guy Ritchie film.
As a player you take anything off the ball, pinches and kicks that are meant to wind you up. Little things like that go on in any match.
But spitting is pretty low. If it happened to me and someone spat at my face or towards me then I think he’d be eating his supper through a straw that night.
That's the kind of interview we want to be hearing.
