Ever dreamed of being the personal assistant of a Premier League footballer? Well Jermain Defoe has outlined what a commitment you'd be undertaking. The Sunderland striker wants to make a global brand and he's searching for the person to do it.
Defoe's enormous list of requirements seems to go on and on, while his PA "must be on call 24/7" to be selected for the position, which will pay between £50,000 and £60,000 annually.
The list is comprised mostly of bullet points and yet contains no less than 650 words. Among the 32-year-old's demands is naming his global brand, finding him business opportunities, organising his wardrobe and even stocking his fridge.
If you have to spend 3 days drafting the ad, the job of Jermaine Defoe's PA is too much for one person. http://t.co/ny9YnoyFz2
— kelly_welles (@kelly_welles) August 24, 2015
Obviously everything about Jermain Defoe's personal assistant ad is brilliant, but this in particular is magic. pic.twitter.com/xeLt8ik3gM
— Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) August 24, 2015
The full essay list of requirements is below if you dare to read it.
If you think you're the person for the job, we'd fully encourage you to apply here. And if you do happen to be considered, we'd be only delighted to hear what the interview process is like.
