Javier Mascherano Apparently 'Tore His Anus' Against The Dutch

In the course of making his late match-saving tackle on Arjen Robben yesterday, Javier Mascherano apparently, ahem, tore his anus.

He told ESPN Brazil;

I tore the anus that move. So the pain.

 

Some unforgettable words from Mascherano: "I spread out my anus in that last tackle, that's why I felt so much pain"

— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) July 10, 2014

Yesterday was a very much Mascherano's type of game - and here is a collection of his finest moments.

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