We brought you the news that Ilkay Gundogan was hankering for a move to Old Trafford through the medium of Google Translate today. We informed you that the player 'wanted off the island' and those with the highest compression believed that Manchester United were the destination of choice.
Gary Neville has not au fait with Google Translate (au fait means 'expert in' Gary, although Google Translate says it means 'by the way') and thus had to ask his 2.76 million twitter followers for a translation.
His Sky Sports colleague and German language enthusiast Jamie Carragher obliged.
@GNev2@SkySportNewsHD Looks like your signing a crock who can't get a game for Dortmund.
— Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) April 24, 2015
See also: Badly Translated Transfer Rumours: Ilkay Gundogan To Manchester United