With the imminence of Trap stepping into the Sack, we're facing up to the many consequences Trapattoni's reign coming to an end. Among the collateral damage includes the reality that the vivacious Manuela Spineli will most likely be surplus to requirements for the FAI. That is unless John Delaney can unearth another Italian with shoddy English who needs someone to unmangle his broken Englsih. We know Capello doesn't need a translator but here are a few other Italians vaguely involved in Planet Football who might.
- Arrigo Sachi
- Lippi
- Paulo Maldini
- Cesare Maldini
- Taziano Crudeli
- Marco Materazzi
- Del Piero
- Sylvester Stallone