Let's face it. Nobody wants to go to work on Monday. Nobody wants to go to work any Monday but especially not this Monday. Not the Monday after the greatest day in Irish sporting history.
First off there's the Cavan county final Ireland v France match, followed quickly by Ireland v Poland. Not to mention a host of other happenings. Imagine if we win. Imagine the night out. Imagine the celebrations. Imagine the hangover.
Well not to worry because you won't be going to work. We've got you sorted. First you need to read our guide to surviving tomorrow and then you need to download and print off this sicknote.
PS: We'll going round pubs in Dublin tomorrow handing out too. If you're a pub and interested then give us a shout!