If you're an Arsenal fan, you'll want to get your hands on these Theo Walcott jeans, designed by Gunners fan and artist Duval Timothy quicksmart. With 'Fly Emirates' plastered across your crotch and 'Walcott 14' astride your arse, you're sure to be the talk of the town. Unfortunately they aren't available in the Arsenal club shop (a shocking oversight), but hopefully they'll be appearing in all tasteful boutiques soon.