Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored four goals in PSG's 9-0 victory over Troyes to mathematically claim the French Ligue 1 title in early March. Ibrahimovic confirmed to reporters afterwards that he wasn't going to be at PSG next season:
Breaking | Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "For the moment I will not be at PSG next season. I still have a month & a half here." (BeIN)
— Get French Football News (@GFFN) March 13, 2016
The Swede has been heavily linked with a move to Manchester United, and this news would be a massive boost to United fans and the shareholders alike. Although Ibrahimovic did add this caveat in a way that only Zlatan can:
Ibra on BenIn Sports: "If they replace the Eiffel Tower by my statue, I will stay at PSG, I promise!" @btsportfootball #btefs
— Julien Laurens (@LaurensJulien) March 13, 2016
Never change Zlatan, never change.