Anyone Have Steve Staunton's Number?

Hal LaRoux
By Hal LaRoux
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Some time ago the international football community learned of the potential and  permanent demise of Real Oviedo in Spain. We, like many others were upset about this news and shrugged before stubbing something imaginary out with our left foot. But suddenly with the support of the British reporter Sid Lowe came a movement to save the club, all by offering shares to everyone and anyone.

Of course we were going to invest and here at Balls HQ we each coughed up the contents of our jean jacket pockets on that drizzly day in November,today we have been rewarded with a single share in the club, but it's more than that. It gives us a say and we plan to act in support of the future of the club and today we make assurances to the loyal fanbase that we will be playing in the Champions League in under 5 years time.

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To achieve this wholesome paella, eggs will need to be shattered, their cumbersome shell fragments and debris cleared safely with some sort of proper vision for the club. Today is not that day, it's a day to celebrate a bright future and that.

By the by, if you were also one of those to support the club in its dying need and you haven't yet received your own share certificate, it's easy to find out how to get your real oviedo share cert, get along to the Real Oviedo website and claim it, by entering your email address and getting the download code, also get in touch and let's get things moving.

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