Hopefully Fyffe's Marketing Stunt Doesn't Cause Balotelli To Try To Kill A Load Of Ireland Supporters

News reaches us via the Back Page Football lads that Fyffe's are planning to distribute inflatable tri-coloured bananas in Poland next week. Our only question is: what will Balotelli think? We know his thoughts on killing racists at the Euros and we hope he doesn't misinterpret a marketing stunt as an attempt to rile him.