Hartley, Poole. Yep, the Hartlepool scorers today against Notts County are Peter Hartley and James Poole. Lovely.
Also well done to the management of Hartlepool United spotting these lads and thinking of us web bloggers looking to fill space with mildly amusing near-rhymes. We look forward to future rhyming events from Arsenal and Scunthorpe.
Oh and welcome to the big time Notts County! That's two appearances on balls.ie this week. Feel free to add that to your club's list of honours.
h/t Andrew Cunneen and pic from livescore.com