This Is What Happens When You've Got An Accountant In Goal

England really took their time to open the scoring against San Marino at Wembley. It took 25 Roy Hodgson head-scratching minutes.

When the goal did come, it was not pretty. A large slice of thanks should go to accountant/international goalkeeper Also Simoncini, who managed to trip over his own defender's leg allowing Phil Jagielka to head into an empty net.

If you're interested in the rest of the San Marino side's occupations, they are here.