A New York apartment, just for cats. If ever there was an image of just how disgusting the beautiful game has become at the very top, that was it. The football world is sick. It's sick of FIFA, it's sick of Blatter but no one is sure what can be done. It's a bad state of affairs when the FBI is needed to save the game loved by billions.
But this is not going to be resolved anytime soon, Blatter has his supporters and now like a white knight riding a bear into battle, Vladimir Putin has had his say.
Considering his country is included in the scandal due to their hosting of the 2018 World Cup, Putin was asked for his take on the scandal and he pointed the finger firmly in the direction of the old enemy.
This is yet another blatant attempt (by the United States) to extend its jurisdiction to other states.
The Russian leader went on to explain his belief that the series of arrests in Zurich yesterday were 'a clear attempt' to prevent the re-election of Blatter tomorrow. Delightful stuff.