As a half Man United, half Leeds fan with a soft spot for AC Milan, I think I might require a psychiatrist by season's end.
While Man United fans are new to all this misery, supporting Leeds is like the morning after you've gone on a drinking session, except you don't even get to enjoy the actual night out. You just sit there thinking 'What have I done to myself? Why did I bring this self-inflicted hardship upon myself.'
Actually, this great lament gets across what it's like to be a Leeds fan much better than my poor analogy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zBI4ej_BaLo
hat-tip: worldsoccertalk