Goalkeepers stay in their box. Goalkeepers like to handle the ball. When they're outside the box and when they're not handling the ball they are supposed to be absolutely terrified. Those are the rules that the footballing gods made. Manuel Neuer has come along and decided to piss all over the rules.
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Just look how cool he is about being near the halfway line against Hamburg tonight. It's just not right.
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