This is Christoph Bieber of Kickers Würzburg in the Bavarian Regional league, deciding that falling over and hoping for the best is a better alternative to actually kicking the ball into the net.
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To be fair, his novel approach seems to have done the job in startling the shit out of the ‘keeper.
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