31-year-old centre back, Jose Luis Perlaza of Ecuadorian side Barcelona SC had a knightmare couple of minutes during his side's 3-1 defeat to LDU Loja. It started with a comically inept attempt at a backpass that gave Loja their third goal.
So bad, it makes you think he won't have been too unhappy about being sent off less than two minutes later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMrX_gYGqXs
H/T 101greatgoals