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5 Other Disgraceful Injustices That FIFA Should Have Bribed The FAI To Keep Quiet Over

Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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The recent revelations that FIFA bribed the FAI to keep quiet over Theirry Henry's handball have been a huge talking point for the World's media this week, but we here at Balls.ie couldn't help but wonder where the hell the rest of the payments have been?

We've been getting screwed for years!

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Here are just five other instances when we should have demanded compensation, and none of them involved a slip or fall at work.

Dudu Aoute's time-wasting shenanigans for Isreal at Lansdowne Road.

This arsehole got Andy O'Brien sent off for nothing, and was generally the biggest prick ever seen as Israel clawed themselves back from 2-0 down to level at 2-2 before their keeper pulled out all the stops to ensure a point they didn't even need. It totally derailed our World Cup 2006 qualification campaign.

Allowing Zinedine Zidane to return from retirement and play really well against us.


That's not fair, you said he wasn't playing! Forget about Roy Keane returning to the Ireland side, Zidane declared his intention to give up international football after Euro 2004, only to launch a surprise attack on Ireland and completely end our chances of making the 2006 World Cup, which Zidane then nearly won by himself. Not fair.

Robinho's clearly offside goal in a friendly in London.

He was a bloody mile off! The World was watching as Ireland gave a heroic performance in a meaningless friendly between Brazil and Ireland at the Emirates Stadium in London in 2010, and that cheeky pup Robinho was delighted with himself after scoring twice, the first of which was clearly offside. The second was sensational Brazilian football, yes, but they got the momentum from a ridiculous decision. It was only a friendly, so maybe just the €2m payment this time.

That feckin' eejit not letting John Aldridge on the pitch against Mexico.

The yellow-capped muppet who prevented Aldridge from entering a match he clearly would have swung in Ireland's favour, instead wound Aldo up so much that he through him off his game. We could have bloody won USA 94 with the confidence we would have gained from that result. A travesty.

Toto Schillaci

There was definitely something dodgy about Salvatore Schillaci, a man who nobody had heard of before the 1990 World Cup, and nobody heard from after. He was just planted in the Italian team to score goals, and eliminate Ireland in particular. An investigation into that mysterious purple patch of form would surely have been concluded with a payment to the FAI, what ever happened to FIFA Fair Play? Eh?

SEE ALSO: 8 Goalkeepers Who Have Annoyed Irish Fans Down The Years

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