This is what fame does. Fame flies you to Rio for Carnvial with your Brazilian supermodel wife. Fame tells you to grow your mullet long. Fame tells you to pick up that rubberband lying on the kitchen table and wrap it around your mullet. Fame tells you to bring a juice pack. Fame tells you that the T-shirt given to you by your toothbrush sponsor is the best way to pimp Carnival (when the best way is this). One afternoon fame will destroy you.
(Thankfully people like us will never have to worry about such things.)
[Just Jared]