Samir Carruthers may not sound like an ex-Republic of Ireland footballer but that is most assuredly what he is. He played for Ireland at U19 and U21 level in recent years.
Both his mug and his fly fondling hands are currently being splashed across the English tabloids after he got well and truly sloshed while enjoying corporate hospitality in Gloucestershire today.
In another blow to the standing of that much-derided segment of the population - the professional footballer - footage has emerged of Carruthers appearing to piss into a glass at the Cheltenham festival.
An unidentified friend of his then proceeded to bring down the tone a notch by tossing the contents of his own urine-filled glass over the balcony.
#MKDons midfielder Samir Carruthers makes the front page of the Sun after his #CheltenhamFestival antics pic.twitter.com/MQ9CoYh1DL
— James Cann (@jamescann_) March 15, 2016
Carruthers, currently with MK Dons, was also hanging out alongside Bristol City defender Luke Ayling.
To his immense credit, Ayling left the piss tossing to others, though nor did he seem too scandalised by the behaviour.
MK Dons have said they are launching an investigation into his behaviour.
