Emile Heskey has scored on his debut. No, that's not a typo, or a trick, and you haven't gone back in time. Emile Heskey has scored a goal on his debut in real life. Assisted by Eidur Gudjohnsen would you believe. After joining the Icelandic international at Bolton in the last few days, Heskey has made an immediate impact for his new club.
It seems as if the oldest strikeforce in English football gets results as Heskey proves he can hit a cow's arse with a banjo. Heskey's goal has given Bolton an equaliser against Blackburn.