Could we get a round of applause for this Ahmed Elmohamady dive please. The Hull utility man did something very impressive against Arsenal last night. He managed to create a dive so laughably bad that it may actually have added to the football on show.
The Egyptian felt the breeze of Francis Coquelin's stud and, after taking a moment to compose himself, he leapt like no one was watching.
We should all be impressed by Elmohamady. He has not been constrained by the football of the past, he has spotted an opportunity and gone for it. You go Ahmed, you reach for the stars.