And the winner of the world's most spine tinglingly bad football tattoo goes to...
Brilliant: Netherlands fan gets tattoo of Louis van Gaal and Robin van Persie on his back (De Telegraaf) #NED pic.twitter.com/Xujk2GJDwA
— Dutch Football (@football_oranje) June 21, 2014
We're sure Dutch tattoo artists are, for the most part, thoroughly professional individuals but it's fair to say a five year old equipped with a box of crayons could do a better job of painting van Persie than this.