Don't You Dare Put Gareth Bale's Celebration On An Animal Skin Or Umbrella

So Gareth Bale has filed an application to copyright his heart celebration and also the phrase "eleven of hearts" (property of Gareth Bale). Any oppurtunistic wheeler dealers are now banned from putting the celebration on items such as umbrellas, animal skins, travel bags, walking sticks, whips and harnesses. What am I going to do with 1000 Gareth Bale branded walking sticks now?

This seems like a display of vanity that even CR7 (property of Cristiano Ronaldo) may have qualms about.