It has come to my attention lately that a lot of people are dipping in and out of beIN Sport streams of football matches and only getting brief glimpses of the genius that is co-commentator Ray Hudson.
If you've been wondering who the hell he is, Hudson is a former Newcastle United, Fort Lauderdale Strikers and Tampa Bay Rowdies player. Now doing colour commentary for beIN Sport, he has a dictionary of similes and metaphors that would make Shakespeare weep.
Here's a full eight minutes of him waxing lyrical about Lionel Messi alone. Highlights include 'Real Madrid's defence stretched out like spandex on Miami Beach, and Casillas left naked.'
More recent gems from Ray include claiming Chicarito sent David Moyes 'double Barry White disco' after scoring in the Carling Cup
