11 Reasons Why Dennis Bergkamp Is Cooler Than You

Today marks 19 years since Dennis Bergkamp signed for Arsenal. In the subsequent years he produced many moments that proved he is indeed cooler than you ... not me though. He's not as cool as me.

1. Well there's this hat-trick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP73Ke5HR3

2. Have you a nickname as cool as The Iceman?

3. Or have you got a statue built in your honour?

4. Did you ever scored a goal like this against Argentina?

5. Not to mention the commentary that went with it

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6. Bergkamp is so cool that he doesn't even need to park his car properly at a petrol station

7. He once made a fool out of Alex Song. Did you ever manage that?

8. He's so cool that people actually make websites about how much they love him

So this exists:

9. Would you be able to do this when you're 42?

10. He's too cool to fly on planes

11. Oh and of course, don't forget about this