Not the erratic "controlled by a 10 year old on a Playstation" (TM Gary Neville) David Luiz but the marauding Brazilian attacking centre back, think Lucio, Thiago Silva etc. Darren is currently enjoying life in Canada captaining Toronto FC and popping up with goals like this against Montreal Impact.
Somehow I think the chances of him getting a goal like this for Ireland are all but zero, Trappatoni would never pick him again if he left his own half for anything other than a set piece for one thing.