Liverpool took the time afforded by an international break along with a Saturday lunchtime kick-off to go on the piss, and thanks to the wonder/tyranny of Danny Ings' Snapchat, here it is.
The night out appeared to amount to an initiation ritual for the new players, as they stood on a table, introduced themselves to their teammate, before being forced to sing a song.
Estonian hero Ragnar Klavan turned up in an incredibly dodgy shirt, while we'd be proud of the acerbic 'Alex Manninger acted like a drunken old man at a wedding' were it not objectively true.
The star turns came from Gini Wijnaldum, who belted out a bit of Bob Marley. Also superbly entertaining was Marko Grujic, who hummed his way through a song while sounding like a vuvuzela. We think the magnificent 'C'mon lad!' comes from Lucas Leiva.
There's loads to enjoy, watch it all below:
The best thing you'll see all season: pic.twitter.com/je0YVC4pOJ
— J 🇺🇾 (@LFCTikiTaka) August 28, 2016
