Danny Dyer, propa nawty Eastenders Actor, regular shitehawk on twitter, and star of some of the worst Sky One series ever made with names like "World's Hardest..", this geeza has had some truly cringeworthy moments down the years, here are six of the highlights.
1. Top, Top Analysis of Manchester United Being Knocked Out By Real Madrid In 2013
The part about West Ham being 12th in the league seemed out of context in that particular tweet but the rest of the analysis is gritty and cutting-edge.
2. Ridiculous Promo For David Haye Vs Dereck Chisora
Box Nation were correct in recognising 'London Geezers' as their target audience for David 'Aye's bout with Dereck Chisora last Summer. So they wheeled out the biggest wannabe geezer of them all to hype up the fight in his own inimitable style. Well, do you want some?
3. The Case For Being A Football Hooligan
As he said when 'starring' in The Football Factory in 2004, what else are you going to do on Saturday?
4. The Real Football Factories Moves Into 'Uncharted Territory'
Dyer became the presenter of a TV documentary series on Bravo where he travelled the globe, meeting some of the hardest hooligans the world of football had to offer or as the great man put it himself, 'meet the top boys to tell you the score.'
In the early days of The Real Football Factories, young Danny entered into the 'uncharted territory' of a pub in Cologne to see what the Germans had to offer. Although unimpressed that the Cologne firm didn't have a name, even Dyer was taken aback by the brutal video of the hooligans fighting in a forest.
5. When Danny Met Paddy
Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men was such a hit that Bravo commissioned a sequel and Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously was just as hard-hitting and 'nawty' as the original. However, a visit to a traveller's site to meet one of the most feared bareknuckle fighters in the British Isles had our fearless hero slightly worried. Dyer eloquently described how he had 'anxiety coming of me earholes' before coming face to face with the 'Guv'nor of this site' and Celebrity Bainisteoir star, Paddy Doherty.
6. NEW ENTRY: Proper Mugging Off Jose Mourinho
When Jose Mourinho was sent off for slagging the ref following a Nemanja Matic red card, not only was 'The Special One' sent to watch the match from high up in the stands, but he was seated next to Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan.
Danny then uploaded this well naughty video to his twitter page:
Someone's got the slight hump. #COYI pic.twitter.com/CYrCwKEUfV
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 24, 2015
"You awwight sunshoyne?" Ugh...
