Danny Dyer's Take On Last Night's Events At Old Trafford.

Danny Dyer is a special individual, even Roy couldn't match analysis like this.

Plus, we get some insider info on Jose's trip to "nosh city".

Cruel so cruel.Ronaldo scoring in a snot coloured kit.Talking of kits is the ref wearing blue. Stewards inquiry.

— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 5, 2013

Safe to say miss ferguson won't be getting plated tonight. Where as Jose will be in nosh city. Still at least west ham are 12 in the league.

— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 5, 2013

Can't get the image of sir Alex plating his old women out of me head.FUCK

— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 5, 2013