APOEL will play Barcelona in the Champions League tonight, meaning that this will be the first time a Cavanman makes shite of the greatest soccer team of all time. Cillian Sheridan will of course spearhead the APOEL attack and we have every faith in him to do the business because, well, he's simply better than Messi. And we've got 17 reasons that prove this is the case. #TheFutureIsBlue
1. Lionel Messi has never done in it in St Anne's Park, Balilieborough on a wet Tuesday evening.
2. This assist
3. I'd like to see Messi pull off these trousers
4. Or this hat
5. Or these glasses
6. Cillian Sheridan's Ballon D'Or > Lionel Messi's Ballon D'Or
Wait a minute. I've completely misread the Ballon D'Or pic.twitter.com/kcVOtue59p — Cillian Sheridan (@CillianSheridan) January 13, 2014
7. Messi doesn't have a tattoo of a moustache on his finger
8. Cillian Sheridan has scored more free kicks against Dundee United than both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo put together
9. Sheridan wins Movember every year. Messi can't even grow a moustache
10. Lionel Messi has never scored two of the greatest points ever seen in the Ulster Minor Championship
11. Cillian Sheridan has won the US Open. Lionel Messi is shite at tennis
12. Sheridan does the plank, Messi is a plank
13. Jody Morris has never invited Lionel Messi on his holidays
14. This photo
15. This Christmas jumper
16. Lionel Messi never gave me such a run-around in a Cavan Vocational Schools u14 final that I was taken off at half-time.
17. Cillian Sheridan is actually the second coming of Christ
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