Alerting all Premier League managers Christian Benteke is for sale on Ebay. The starting price was 99p slowly rising to £200 before the first meaningful bid of £2,500 came in. Bidders are obviously wary of how unsettled the striker has been of late. The landmark £1M bid came in late last night. The highest bid currently is £1.5m which is less than £80,000 a goal based on the strikers performances last season.
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