Oscar, the 23-year-old Chelsea and Brazil midfielder, has seen fit to release his memoirs already. Maybe Branislav Ivanovic was making a statement on the absurdity of that when he showed up to the book signing at Chelsea's Cobham training ground, completing his fake fanboy look with a gift bag over his shoulder. Note how Oscar reflexively signs the book anyway.
Chelsea's Oscar Has An Unexpected Fan Show Up To His Book Signing
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