They've posh, incoherent and have aged about 100 years in three months. Something as benign as a shoulder bump turns Ashley Cole into a frightened schoolgirl.
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And what's Anelka's deal? Beyond his penalty - which was extremely lazy by his lowly standards - he seems to openly hate his own teammates. Look for him in the bottom of the screen, walking away from Lampard as Frank headed for the corner flag to celebrate scoring.
