"They've got more money than sense!" is a statement you'd typically hear from a bitter old man down the pub as he watched the latest multi-million-pound footballer hop off the team bus is his gold plated Beats By Dre headphones, but Carlos Tevez is a man who has his priorities straight.
After quitting European football to return home to Argentina, Tevez has been enjoying one of the more romantic transfers in football history as he is now playing for the team he truly loves Boca Juniors.
If there was any doubt as to how much he loves Boca Juniors, he's just made the type of purchase that kids will tell you they are going to make when they grow up and become a football star, buy buying a foosball table modeled after La Bombonera Stadium.
Now Carlos can unwind from playing in La Bombonera, by coming home and playing in La Bombonera:
We're not sure how much it cost, but it was designed by Argentinian model specialist Martin Setula, it plays authentic sounding crowd noise, and it comes with fully functioning floodlights, so we're guessing it cost quite a bit:
Great shout.
We can vividly recall thinking that a full Subbuteo stadium with stands, floodlights, and scoreboards was a sign that you had made it, but Carlitos has just one-upped that idea in style.